Signs From the EPIK gods

Wanna hear something totally bizarre? 

No?

WELL TOO BAD!

Because I have something totally weird to rant about this morning/evening.

Lately, I've been having the worst trouble sleeping. Ever since I quit my job (and have basically nothing to do all day, except work out in the vain hopes of becoming even somewhat fit before Korea-but that's a whole different post) I've been staying up all night and sleeping from like eight am to four pm.

So it looks like this

4pm- wake up
go abouts my day
complain endlessly about how much I hate working out
work out (maybe)
binge watch kdramas
8am- go to sleep

Now hopefully, I'll get the job I'm vying for at Best Western, wherein I shall babysit the hotel lobby from 11pm-7am. Initially, I thought well...I'm not sleeping anyway and my clock is already turned around, so this will be perfect for the next six months before I go to Korea.

BUT IT GETS MORE PERFECT!

Korean Standard time is 14 hours ahead so basically when we're sleeping they're awake and vice versa. If you were to put my current sleep schedule on KST, I'd be sleeping from 10pm-6am.

I hope you love 1990's clip art as much as I do.

TL;DR: I'm already living on Korean Standard Time, which is both strange and hilarious to me. I'm not sure exactly what prompted my sleep cycle to 180 on me, but I'm rather glad that it did. It's perfect for this job that I'm applying for and even more perfect for flying through space and time to Korea where I shall suffer no jet lag whatsoever. Mwahahaha!

SIDE NOTE: My next post is going to be musings on why I'm so confident that I'll make it to Korea. And why you should be too.

XOXO
Kim(chi)